this roleplay is uncanon and interferes with new continuities
A story of a young hedgehog designed to be the ultimate lifeform before Shadow the Hedgehog. Will he be used for good or evil? Tune in to find out.
- No Godmodding
- No recolors for the moment (unless they are good ones.)
- Have fun!
- Spines the Hedgehog
- Maria Robotnik
- Chrome the Hedgefox
- Sylux the Hedgehog
- Katie the Dog
- Prof. Gerald Robotnik
- Shine the Hedgehog
- Fetalia the Dark
- Joseph the Wolf
- Brittney the Bat
- Reggie the Bat
- Jimmy Canvas
- Tammy Watercolor
- Susan the Bat
- Audrey the Bat
- Bluray the Fox
- Plasma the Hedgefox
- Surge the Hedgehog
- Siren the Hedgehog
- Falco the Eagle
- Sunshine the Budgie
- Boombomb the Hedgehog
- James the Blue Jay
- Jeff the Cockatiel
- Sena the Hedgehog
- Tizoc the Griffon
- Starburst the Cat
- Quills the Hedgehog
- Drake the Hedgebat
- Maya the Echidna
- Clyde O'Donnell
- Angel Caroso
- Kyle Oikonny
- Ivy Prower
- Sear the Hedgecat
- Jack the Hedgecoon
- Ariana the Robocaw (Being created by Sunshine)
- VICE the Death
- Julius the Black Murderer
- Medusa the Succubus
- Clara the Fox
- Alan the Grizzly Bear
- Jake the Cat
- Gentun the Ninjafox
- Selwyn the Oni
- Berserker the Oni
- Malum the Ogre King
Chapter 1: Release
(an object is seen hurtling towards Earth. It seems to be a stasis pod.)
(the stasis pod crashes into the Earth, causing a massive earthquake)
Plasma: *smashes his fists in the ground to hold on, but to no avail* He flies back and luckily hits a tree preventing him from flying off*
(GUN is sent in to investigate.)
Spines: (is knocked unconsius by the impact)
Soldier: Sir, a young hedgehog is in a stasis pod!
Someone: Get him outta there!
(someone lifts Spines out of the stasis pod.)
Spines: (slowly wakes up.)
News Guy: This just in: A gray hedgehog who fell out of a stasis pod has revealed himself! Please stay tuned.
Jane & Brittney: (watching the news; staring at the image of teh hedgehog)
GUN Agent: Is he ok?
Gun Agent 2: Not sure?
News Guy: Please stay tuned to this exciting story!
Brittney: He's pretty cute!
Jane: I know, right, sis?
News Guy: This just in, the grey hedgehog has just regained consiusness. What's your name, son?
Spines: I'm Spines... Spines the Hedgehog. (weakly gives the news guy a thumbs-up.)
Jane: Ooh... That hedgehog is cute!
Joseph: Hey, girls what's up?
Jane: Check this out!
Joseph: (looks at the news)
(Joseph sees that Spines crash-landed on the planet.)
Jane: It's a hedgehog!
Chapter 2: Love at First Sight
News Guy: You heard it here first, folks! It's Spines the Hedgehog, a new citizen here at Mobius!
Jane: And damn, is he hot?
Spines: (thumbs-up'ing to the cameras.)
News Guy: It's Spines the Hedgehog! We'll have a personal interview with him later in the brodcast.
Brittney & Jane: (sigh lovingly)
-Surge is seen leaning up against the wall in the back of the room, with Jane and Brittney-
Surge: -scoffs silently- <Typical...>
Falco: (looking at the TV) Sup Surgery-Doo. What you think of the newbie?
Spines: (talking with the news guy about his interest in girls. A description of Brittney and/or Jane pops in there.)
Plasma: *watches Spines from afar* I don't like this guy...something isn't right...
(Darkblood: Bluray, Spines is a good guy, ok?)
Surge: -growing annoyed-
News Guy: And there you have it, folks!
Brittney & Jane: (blushing)
Spines: (gives up last thumbs-up to the camera before dashing off.)
Surge: -annoyed- ...Hmph.
(the 4 of them hear a Sonic Boom around their block.)
Spines: (rushes by and gives them all a peace sign.) Catch ya later!
(Spines finally stops running at Green Hill Zone.)
Spines: Whew! That was a great workout. Wonder if anyone followed me here? (looks behind him) Nope. (starts to run around the loop-de-loops and kill the badniks.)
Brittney: Oh, come on Surgy! Give him a break!
Spines: (After killing the Badniks, Spines runs back to the neighborhood.)
Spines: (skids) Didn't take me long to get back here.
(Boombomb lurks nearby and realises other stuff is going on)
Boom: Well looky over here...
Spines: (sees a house nearby.)
Spines: (sees Britt and nosebleeds)
Boom: (follows closely, but discreetely, as the CIA sent him on a mission)
Surge: You can go with whoever you want. You said it yourself. -shrugs-
Brittney: And so can you...I promise not to get mad.
Spines: (walks over.)
Boom: *rolls fastly, cracking a branch*
(Plasma doesn't know yet.)
Spines: (walks over to Brittney) H-h-h-hi, I'm Spines...
Brittney: Hey! I'm Brittney, and this is my twin sister Jane.
Jane: Hi! You're hot!
Boom: ... *creeps round, behins the house*
Spines: I-I think you're very pretty, madam...
Jeff: *flying around*
Boom: *get's in*
Spines: (heartbeat faster) H-hi... (as nervous as Reggie right now.)
Falco: (glares at him suspiciously) Where did you come from exactly?
Tizoc: *flying, and lands near boom and Falco*
Spines: I-i don't remember... all that i do remember is that my name is Spines... And that I crash-landed on Earth... in a stasis pod.
Jane: Well for a hedgehog from space... (seductivley rubs him) you're pretty hot...
Spines: T-thank you...
Spines: (teleports out of Jane's arms and next to Brittney)
Jane: (getting a little jealous)
Spines: What's up with your sis?
Brittney: We like hot boys....and sometimes wanna get the hottest ones before the other.
Spines: I see.
Spines: See ya, guys. I gotta find somewhere to live. (dashes off)
(A bat that looks like Brittney follows him)
Jane: ZHuh? Who's that?
Susan: Hey girls. What's wrong?
Jane: (points at the figure following Spines) That's what up.
Jane: Audrey!? You never told us about...
Jane: I'll tell ya later, sis! We gotta find Audrey! (flies off)
Brittney: What's going on, mom?
Susan: That, dear, is your long lost sister....
Spines: (skids) Back at green hill, huh? (quickly builds a house) not bad... (goes inside)
Spines: (looks around) I've done pretty good for a hedgehog...
Audrey: (takes her bra off and throws it down.) Yes you have...
Audrey: ...for stealing my heart.
Audrey: I'm not Brittney, sweetie... I'm her sis, Audrey... now, touch my body....
Audrey: Cause... I want you to do me...
Spines: I can't do that... (teleports back to the city)
Chapter 3: Ultimate vs. Ultimate (Spines vs. Drake)
Spines: (dashing around the city)
Spines: (sees a hedgebat floating in the air) Is that... Shadow? It can't be... the professor told me about Shadow and why he was in the stasis pod... that can't be him...
Drake: (flies down).....
Spines: Seems I was right... that isn't Shadow... then who is it?
Drake: Hmm? (looks behind; mistakes Spines for Shadow and glares)
Spines: Who is that... well, no time to figure it out now! (dashes off)
Spines: (turns around) Who are you supposed to be? You look like Project: Shadow...
Drake: What are you prattling on about now?
Spines: I don't know who you are. You look like you wanna fight. (fighting stance)
Drake: I'll make you pay....(chaos energy powering up in his hands)
Spines: (chaos energy surges through him) You really wanna fight? Bring it on, then.
Drake: (charges at him and punches hard)
Spines: Ugh! (bleeds) Not bad... (teleports behind Drake) Over here. (kicks him hard)
Drake: Ngh! Lucky shot! (punching and kicking hard)
Spines: (also punching and kicking hard) Just who are you? Who do you think I am?
Drake: You think I'm dumb, dad?! Like you?
Spines: Dad?! Hold on, I'm not your father.
Drake: What kind of idiot do you think I am?!
Spines: Your dad isn't grey, and your dad clearly doesn't have blue and black shoes.
Drake: (punches hard)
Spines: (grabs his hand quickly and flips him over) And he couldn't have done that.
Drake: (lands perfectly)
Spines: (dumbfounded) Not bad...
Spines: (dodges it) Fine, if that's how ya wanna play it... Chaos... BLITZ! (sends about 7 Chaos Spears at Drake)
Drake: (outflies them)
(something that appears to be levitated flies at Drake)
Drake: What the?!
Jeff: *cloudgazing when he notices a fight* Wha--!
Chrome: (appears) Ya don't just fight someone in the street! You just gotta fight 'em for a reason, y'know?
Drake: (looks up) Shine! Get out of my way!
Chrome: Shine? I can tell you right now that I'm not him. I'm his brother, Chrome! (levitates a car and throws it at him.)
Spines: Chrome, wait! I actually wanna fight this guy... It's pretty fun!
Chrome: You gotta screw loose or something?!
Spines: No! (charges a hadoken) METSU.... HADOKEN! (Blows the car up before it hits Drake.)
(Car debris flies everywhere)
Spines: See ya. (teleports away)
Chrome: Man, what a coward!
Spines: (reappears in Green Hill Zone)
Katie: ... (follows him)
Sylux: (hiding in the shadows) Target acquired...
Audrey: About time ya came back, babe!
Spines: You again? (sighs)
Sylux: (jumps out of the bush) Spines the Hedgehog... (electric balls surge in his hands) you are my bounty.
Spines: Whoa! Who are you?
(Darkblood: Gurahk, are you there?)
Sylux: I am Sylux the Hedgehog... A bounty hunter from the future.
Audrey: Bounty hunter, my ass.
Sylux: SILENCE! (fires an electric ball at Audrey)
Spines: Audrey! (growls) Now you're asking for it, metal head! Get ready! (fighting stance)
Sylux: This'll be fun... (smirks)
Chapter 4: Attack of the Bounty Hunter (Spines Vs. Sylux)
Sylux: I usually never fight with the hunted unles I have to... heh.
Spines: Bring it on, metal-head.
(Sylux makes an unexplained solar blast which hurls Spines at a breakneck speed, he breaks the sound barrier and the light barrier, flying out of the atmosphere like a moon exploring peregrine falcon, causing a huge tremor from where he was shot, his flight was caught by NASA, but he was never identified, as he made his barrier-breaking ascent into the galaxy and beyond. See you, space Spines.)