This roleplay is a comical, non-canon, Christmas-themed roleplay that focuses on the characters Maverick Hunter X, up until the time period of the Sigma Wars.


It's Christmas time, and the Reploids are trying to prepare for the big day. All of your favorite characters are coming to the huge party, and it's a mess trying to get everything together! Join the madness, as the Reploids prepare for Christmas!



Zero: -in his office, seeing an enormous amount of bills stacking up in his inbox- ...What the? WHO'S SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY?!

-doorbell rings for the large building they were in-

Zero: Man that door, Dynamo!

Dynamo: Yes, Aniki...


Dynamo: ... -goes to the door and answers it, only to find Christmas carolers singing completely off-key- WHAAAAAAT?! -slams the door shut- This is such a drag... Funny stuff, Aniki!

Zero: I HEARD THAT, DYNAMO! STOP CALLING ME THAT! -sighs- Now...where's Axl...?

Axl: (teleports in) Yo!

Zero: I need you to rig up the lights for the party.

Axl: You're joking right?

Zero: Not at all. That hovering would be very useful, especially getting those lights up really high.

Axl: (sighs) Fine....

Twilight Buttercup: (flipping through channels)

I: There's nothing on...

Twilight Buttercup: Where'd all the good Christmas shows go?

I: Dunno...

Zero: ...Axl, what's with this 4000 Zenny bill? -glare-

Axl: Craft said he'd cover it!

Zero: Then why is it on my desk? -growls-

Axl: Scrap if I know!

Zero: -rages, grabs Axl by the collar and whirls him around over his head and throws him out of the room- THEN FIX THIS, AFTER YOU RIG THE LIGHTS!!!!


Axl: Alright, alright! (runs out)

Nana: (looking at multiple Christmas Cards) Look at all these!

I: -notices Axl, oblivious to Zero's shouting- Oh, hey Axl. How did things go with Zero?

Axl: Not too good....

I: Oh, I'm sorry...

Axl: It's fine....(walks out)

Twilight Buttercup: if only Kitsune were a Hunter, we could kiss under the mistletoe. (sighs lovingly)

Burnin' Kitsune: Did somebody say my name? -blasts in, and crashes into the opposing wall- WAHOOO!!

Zero: NOW WHAT?!

Twilight Buttercup: KITSUNE!! (rushes to hug him)

Burnin' Kitsune: Mm, now that's a nice crash! -notices Buttercup- There's my pretty little flower! -grabs her and picks her up, swinging her around- Yeah-heah!

Twilight Buttercup: (giggles)

Burnin' Kitsune: -chuckles and cuddles her- I: -looks on, smiling-

Twilight Buttercup: Kinda a shame you don't got a cute boy like Kitsune, I! (cuddles with Kitsune, teasing I)

I: I don't really see anyone like that yet...

Twilight Buttercup: Sure, that's your excuse. Nana: Ugh, writing out these cards....

Dynamo: -answers the door again, but to find Armored Armadillo and X having an argument as they enter- HE--oh...uh...

Armored Armadillo: Forget it! I'm not doing it, X!

X: And why not?!

Armored Armadillo: I don't have that kind of resources to just drop!

X: It's for a good cause, Armadillo! To help the homeless and unfortunate! ' wouldn't know a thing about that!

Armored Armadillo: I can't give what I don't have, something you wouldn't know a thing about!

Dynamo: Tanker be stupid...

X: (sighs).....Say, where's Alia?

Armored Armadillo: How should I know? According to you, I know nothing! -storms off-

Smokescreen: Looking for a tree.

X: We still don't have one?


X: Now what?

Dynamo: ...Aniki's been this way all day...started when his message box got flooded with hefty bills...

X: Five months of bills, I presume?

Dynamo: Something like that...and Axl didn't help with that, a 4000 Zenny bill from him came accross Zero's desk...guess what happened from there.

X: I don't even have to!

Axl: (heard crashing and burning) How hard is it to rig up these scrappin' lights?!

Alia: -sighs- That tree's no good either...

-suddenly, a ship crashes through the building, throwing a ton of lights that Axl put up down, and Storm Eagle climbs out-

Storm Eagle: Sorry guys...parking was a pain in the neck...

Axl: (growls)


Double: (trying to set up lights at Repliforce base, but slips on ice and crashes into something, all tangled up)

Arcee: (sighs)

Rainbow: -knocks on the gates/door/etc- H-hello?

Arcee: What is it?

-Rainbow Eevee walks in the room with nothing but her energy hoodie on and some short shorts-

Rainbow: D-d-d-do you have a room to spare?

Arcee: I suppose so.

Galaxy Man: What is going on now?

Arcee: This girl needs a place.

Rainbow: -coughs and collapses-

Arcee: Scrap! (grabs her) Get Ratchet!

Galaxy Man: -flies off-

Arcee: (tries taking care of her)

Gyro Man: Oh, I should report this to the Freezer! -flies off-

Arcee: (sighs)

Rainbow: ACHOO! -shifts to her Glaceon form-

Arcee: You okay kid?

Rainbow:.....Anyone got a cherry snowcone? :3

Arcee: Uhh.....

Crystal Man: -hiding, listening in- Well look at that...keheheh...

Rainbow: choo~ -shifts to her  Bombshell, Solar Espeon form- cold -in this form, her body looks like an hourglass and her jewel is in the shape of a Purple sun-

Arcee: (rubs her head confused)

Double: (stumbling, covered in Christmas decorations)

-Freeze Man arrives with Gyro Man-

Freeze Man: -punches Crystal Man on his way- You're supposed to be patrolling, not slinking around like some pervert.

Crystal Man: OW! I AM NOT!

Freeze Man: Your history says otherwise. Now...this, girl, right?

Arcee: (nods)

Freeze Man: How did she get here?

Arcee: She was outside, and seemed in bad shape, so I let her in.

Freeze Man: Normally, I would've scolded such behavior, but it's Christmas. Is Galaxy Man getting Ratchet?

Arcee: Yes

Freeze Man: Good.

Crystal Man: Oh, I'd take very good care of her...!

Freeze Man: -punches Crystal Man again- Shut up, pervert, get back on patrol.

Crystal Man: OW! I AM NOT A PERVERT!

Freeze Man: Sure, like grabbing Splash Woman's bank accounts wasn't perverted. Get outta here.


Freeze Man: Just shut up.

(Galaxy Man arrives with Ratchet)

Ratchet: Where's the patient?

Galaxy Man: The girl over there. -points at Rainbowshift-

Ratchet: Alright....(checks up on her)

Freeze Man: How is she?

Ratchet: Her core temperature is in critical state. I may have to perform some defrostment procedures.

Freeze Man: Hm. Understood. Do what you have to do to stabilize her.

Ratchet: (nods and gets started)

Freeze Man: Hmm...

Crystal Man: Heheheh...

Freeze Man: Crystal Man. Patrol. Now.

Crystal Man: Aw man.... -walks off-

Freeze Man: -sighs-

Splash Woman: (trying to find a good Christmas Tree)

Wave Man: This is annoying... Too tall...too expensive... Ugh...

Splash Woman: (sighs) We have to find something!

Wave Man: I know...but urgh...

Splash Woman: What about that one?

Rainbow: -takes her hood off and sctraches her head- Thanks again for letting me stay.

Arcee: It's cool

Rainbow: ACHOO! -changes back to normal-

Wave Man: Ehh... I don't know 'bout that one, why did I get assigned to this thing?

Gyro Man: That bad, huh?

Splash Woman: (sighs)

Catsctrach: Nya nya nya nya nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ -leaps through the window- HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Gyro Man: ...What?

Galaxy Man: -dumbfounded-

Catsctratch: -leaps out of the window- Lalalalalaallaalalal...~

Arcee: Uhhh

Freeze Man: ...That, was the strangest breach of security I have ever seen.


Gyro Man: What now?

Catstratch: My tail!

Double: (falls off a ladder and into a snowpile by the noise)

Catstrach: ;-;

Galaxy Man: It appears that this breach is nothing serious. An idiot's accident, like someone else we know.

Freeze Man: Point taken.

Double: Ugh...

Gyro Man: Hey, Double, double down why don't you? -laughs-

Double:.....(picks up the lights and walks sadly to his job)

Freeze Man: ...That, wasn't the best choice of words, Gyro Man.

Gyro Man: C'mon, I was just jokin'!

Freeze Man: You don't have to convince me.

Gyro Man: Hrrgh, c'mon!

Galaxy Man: C'mon, Gyro Man. Let's not be jerks here.

Gyro Man: I'm not a jerk!

Sari: You sure talked to him like one!

Catsctrach: Um.....could someone get my's stuck on the window -she said covering herself up-

Galaxy Man: -lifts the window, letting the tail fall out-

Catsctratch: -grabs her tail and re-attaches it on her pants- Thanks!

Galaxy Man: Um,'re welcome...

Freeze Man: -groans- Another headache... So what's your story?

Reisa: (humming)

Catsctratch: Who me?

Freeze Man: Um, yeah you. 

Catsctrach: Honestly...I dont know. I just felt happy in the snow!

Freeze Man: I see... I guess you could stay here then. Don't want another bot to wind up like this other girl here. Galaxy Man, get clearence for rooms and such. If the Commanders ask, tell them what happened here.

Galaxy Man: -nods and flies off-


X: (walking around)...

Necrostorm: -reading his novels, standing back on the wall until he notices X- Hey brother, what are you doing?

X: Helping Alia pick out a tree

Necrostorm: Gonna get a piece of her hardware this Christmas? -he said winking-

X: (blushing), no! Not now! It's just---I don;'t--

Necrostorm: I'm just teasing you bro. You're lucky to even have someone to like. But oh well, being in shutdown for years must make a old model like me unattaracive.

X: Perhaps.....


Axl: I'm trying to rig up these lights! You think this is easy shit?

Zero: Your crap is all over the floor! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Axl: Well, if you think it's so easy, then you rig up these lights!

Nana: Yo-ho! Writing Christmas Cards!


Axl: (keeps trying to set up lights) Oh great, now why the hell are they blinking?!

Alia: that

X: (sees the perfect tree) Alia, how about this?

Necrostorm: -sighs as his brother attends his duties and just takes a break as he takes out a portable device. On the screen is a new metallic purple buster- 

Alia: That'll work...

X: Alright, let's get this thing loaded up....

Necrostorm: Hummmmmmmmm.................

Spur Ponica: Roger dodger! (starts loading the tree up as X and Alia pay for it)

X: Wonder how those lights are coming....

Axl: (having trouble setting the lights up properly) Ah for spark's sake--

Zero: AAAAXLLLL!!! -storms on in-


Zero: So I hear... -notices the lignts falling all over the place-

Axl: Don't we have any extension cords?!

Zero: No, too much money.

Axl: Well we should! I'M LOSING IT WITH THESE!!!

Zero: Well, make it work! If it weren't for your bills that found their way to my desk, we might have some!

Axl: (growls)

Spur Ponica: Guys, we got a tree!

Zero: What's the damage?

Spur Ponica: Huh? X picked it out and Alia thought it was perfect.

Zero: -rolls his eyes- How much did it cost?

Spur Ponica: I dunno, ask Alia.

Alia: Um...about 4000 Zenny?

Zero: ...AXL!!!!

Axl: NOW WHAT?!?!


Axl: I DIDN'T BUY ALL THIS CRAP!! STOP ACCUSING ME OF SCRAP I DIDN'T DO ALREADY!!!! (storms out of the room, angrered)

X: He's right, Zero. Axl didn't spend this much.

Zero: Craft stuck me with Axl's bills. He's a businessman. "Craft said he'd cover it!" MECHANALOID'S SCRAP!!

X: Calm down, and I'll handle it.

Necrostorm: ....... I'm not even gonna get in this one. But you two need to calm down Blondie. -he said to Zero.- You too kid. -He said to Axl-

Zero: Oh yeah?! "Blondie", huh?! -grabs him and flails him over head at high speeds- HOW'S THIS FOR "BLOND", BLACKY?! -whips him up to the ceiling, causing a loud reverberation to be heard as Necro was slammed against it-

X: Maybe I shoulda told him not to piss Zero off like that. I thought he'd have known better....(works on paying the bills, quite quicker and easier than Zero had thought)

Necrostorm: -stands up and just shakes his head- Someone isnt gonna be happy tonight once Santa gives them thier coal.

Zero: Oh shut up! You started this!

Axl: (growls and contineus his work) UGH!! One light goes out, they all go out!

Necrostorm: Whatever, all I did was say calm down, it's friggin Christmas!

Zero: Yeah, says the one who was first to call bots names! Calling Axl a kid is one thing, but making fun of my hair? I've heard too many jokes about it!

Firestorm: -walks in and seperates the two- Both of you stop it! It doesnt matter who started it, It has to end with us getting back into Christmas  decorating and fixing up the place. -he then turns to Zero- Why dont you go and take my 7000 Zenny to go and buy some gifts, and you -turns to Necrostorm- go wash the hover bikes. On the double!

Zero: Who died and made you General? In fact, who the hell are you?

X: Hmm?

Firestorm: Name's Firestorm Drago, I'm a new S-Class hunter. Just rolled into town. And, Mr.Zero, shouldn't you be doing things more useful than argue with your teammates? I'm just saying. -he said as he walked into a corridor-

Zero: ...Um...nobody just walks in and is an S-class Hunter. Guess the Hunters are jokes if someone can just walk right in like that... He's just a D-Class to me, and I'll make sure he knows that.


Zero: We are the elite, we are few... That bot must be a fraud. "Transferring from another unit" is not going to work on me. There's only one unit. Everyone knows everyone here.

Axl: WAAAH!! I hate this job!

Zero: -sighs- Axl, take a break. I'll throw Storm Eagle to do that.

Axl: Thanks. (sighs in relief)

Zero: -sighs- Now then... -goes to his office- That's enough scrap for a while...

Twilight Buttercup: Where are the good TV specials?

Necrostorm: I dunno....I've heard about Drago before. S-Class or not, he's pretty powerful. -he said as he was waxing the bikes-

Twilight Buttercup: (shrugs)

I: Powerful or not, Zero is the boss for a reason.

Twilight Buttercup:.....Oh finally a good Christmas special!

Necrostorm: He does have a point though, sorry guys.  We shouldn't be fighting.

I: That's true...

Twilight Buttercup: (watching some Frosty the Snowman specials)

Necrostorm: Catclaw should have been back by now.

Twilight Buttercup: (yawns)

Burnin' Kitsune: -comes back in, having exploded again- Yee-haw, that was a fun drop!

Twilight Buttercup: Hey Kitsune!

Burnin' Kitsune: Ahh... -falls on the couch next to Buttercup- I'm still bushed, for some reason...aahh...

Necrostorm: -finishing with the bike- Hey Kit. Just getting back?

Burnin' Kitsune: Yeah. Had to blow up again. 

Twilight Buttercup: (giggles)

Burnin' Kitsune: Heh... I think I'm gonna pass out though... -starts dozing off-

Twilight Buttercup: (hugs him)

Necrostorm: -watches the both of them feeling a little envy but manages to smile a little-

Axl: (hangs back)

Burnin' Kitsune: -hugs Buttercup back- So how're things comin'?

Axl: I hate rigging up those lights....

Necrostorm: Where is that sister of mine..... she'd he happy to help you Ax.

Axl: Who knows?

Necrostorm: I hope the cold doesnt freeze her circits. That is her weakness after all.

Axl: Eh

Necrostorm Eh

Nana: Ugh, these cards.....

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