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This is a story. Of fatal loss

Story

Do to overexcessive sexual intercourse with one another a majority of the canons have contracted most STIs and all of them are gonna die in four days.

Characters (CANON ONLY)

Alive and "well"

Heroes

  • Sonic (Blu)
  • Tails (Blu)
  • Silver (Blu)
  • Metal (Blu)
  • Rouge (Blu)
  • Eggman (Blu)
  • Charmy (Blu)
  • Marine (Blu)
  • Cream (Blu)
  • Katella (Blu)
  • Jet (Blu)
  • Tikal (Blu)
  • Nack (SS3K)
  • Vector (SS3K)
  • Espio (SS3K)
  • Blaze (Apallo)
  • Knuckles (Apallo)
  • Mighty (Zaya)
  • Ray (Zaya)
  • Shadow (Apallo)
  • Amy (Apallo)

Incest Childreen

On the Verge of Death

Dead

Sanic

Blaze the Cat

Zone 1: Cumming Home

Act 1: The Signal

Day 1

7:00 AM

Silver: *wakes up in hospital* Wha-What happened?

Eggman: *waits for them all to wake up*

Nack: *wakes up in a bed nearby Silver* Uuuugh.... My head is spinning...

Silver: Who the...

Sanic: *spreading STD's like elves spread christmas joy* gutta gu fatus

Nack: *looks at Silver's spines* Hmmmmmmmm.........

Eggman: *uses a megahorn to wake them up* MOBIAN SCREW UPS!

Vector: WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!

Espio: *jolts up as he flashes a variety of colors*

Sonic: -jumps up with red eyes- Dude...i was so waisted last night

Eggman: You've all been wasted for FOUR WEEKS

Silver: WAAT!

Knuckles: -still smoking weed- Dood......this Angel Island Sunflower kicks my ass- -puffs the smoke in Eggman's face- Oh Hai Cartman

Nack: I don't see what's wrong with that.

Vector: FOUR WEEKS!?

Eggman: Yes. And I have some bad news. *puts Knuckles smoke out* You....have all contracted every STD avaliable. You're all going to die in four days. 

Sanic: fakin at sanic spiid mak traks

Sonic: o.o

Shadow: Rouge your tits are sagging like an 80 year old humans.

Rouge: Your pupils are bigger than your balls.

Shadow: Why thank you.

Rouge: Your pupils are tiny, dipshit.

Silver: So...no hope

Eggman: *shakes head*

Silver: IT'S NO USE!

Nack: Cut the crap, greenfingers.

Silver: Awww...

Eggman: Some how a time paradox occured. All of your slu-- LOVE children are here.

Metal: So wait did we--

Eggman: YUP. YOU ALL HAD SEX WITH EVERY POSSIBLE HETERO COMBO. SONICXAMY, CHARMYXCREAM,  BLAZEXSILVER THE LIST GOES ON.


Nack: Mmmmmmm..! 

Jet: ...weirdo. ANYWAY IT WAS ALL STRAIGHT SEX RIGHT?  

Eggman: Yup  

Everyone: WHEW THANK CHAOS!!!...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...oktheretotallyisdon'ttellanyonek?

Charmy: We're all gonna d-die?

Eggman: *nods* one by one.

Knuckles: -is groping Eggman- Hey Hoe Wana Smoke a Scooby Doobi -puffs smoke-

Sonic: -is noticign Amy in his bed- What the effin hell is this s*it

Eggman: Ugh...anyway I think you should all stay here and recei--

Silver: NEVER TRUST EGGMAN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

Jet: Besides Silver being a total waste of space, I say we get going.

The canons drove off in a "conveniently" placed ship for 30.

Act 2: Slags Awaken

Day 1

10:30 AM

Silver: Sonic, did you invite a PARTY over to your house?

Sonic: Idk man...all i know what Blaze dared me to smoke and drink....I did it and then I woke up beside Little miss Stalker

Knuckles: -is driving smoking- Dood Im so fucking waisted but lookie me no handz weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Silver: *opens the door*

Love Children: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhay

Blake the Hedgebat : SUP BITCHES! WITH MAH WHORE MIA! *frenches kisses Mia*

Silver: What on EARTH created those?

Blake: I'M SHADS AND BOOBUGE'S SON *chugs down beer and has hot sex with Mia*

Sonic: No your not whoare! -is smoking again-

Blake: YEAH I AM! I'M THEIR BEST CHILD! MORE POWER! *throws Knuckles into the street*

Sanic: *kills Blake and Punches Blaze*

Sonic: -tosses her off of the ship-  -_-  -sits back-

Blake: NO! DARLSPINE WITH A GRAMCRACKER! *eats Sanic's head off and goes back to banging Mia*

Pear: *burns Sanic's head off* SON OF SHADOH AND BLAZE BE UP IN THIS BITCH


Sonic: -gives him a cigar  burn-

Grady the Hedgebum: HEY GUYS POLE DANCING HAHEHEHAEHAEHEH HEE YUK YUK

Jet: Ugh...how did our children become so deformed?

Thundery the Echidnahog: cuzz 2 much intercourseeee. I luv chaos cause I'm Shadow's daughter. I'm still vulnerable cause I've got a crush though :B. My vag can extend up to 9 feet wid--

Silver: DEAR GOD, HOW OLD ARE YOU KIDS!?!

Hoes the Echidna-Seedrian : We're all 13-19. We love sex. 

I hurt you in the bum



Cream: Excuse me but, do you all have birthda--

Incest children : NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Jet: This is ridiculous, get ou--

Polly Prower : lol 8 on 18 year old shit iz great

Rouge: You mean me on *points at Tails*

Polly: *nods*

Rouge: *pukes on Tails*

Silver: Let us past you mistakes!

Garry-Su the Echidna: BRENG IT HOE BAG!

Fade the Hedgehog: WE'LL MESS YOU UP AND YOUR TIMELINES!

Mighty:Where the hell am I...

Sonic: MIGHT, WE ALL GOT AIDS! D:

Mighty:Wait, Sonic, what're you talking about?

Sonic: Well you see-

Sanic: I LIKE TOMATO HUMPIN--

Jet: *Cuts his head off with extreme gear* FINALLY

Sonic: We apparently all got drunk and had...ugh, sex with 

Nack: What the actual HELL is happening!?

Jet: AHEEEEM, apparently all 21 of us were drunk and engaged in sexual intercourse with EVERY possible hetero combo discovers. These incest children are SOMEHOW teenagers within less than 5 hours and have taken over Sonic's house! Happy?

Nack: ........Not........ really.

Vector: Ugh, maybe we should teach our kids some dicipline.

Silver: Well most of them seem pretty..."off" to be nice

Zano the Hedgehog: I CAN HAVE 20000 SKYCRAPER SIZED DICKS AT ONCE!

Espio: Dear Chaos, I think I'm gonna be sick.

Tikal: *locked in the basement* HELP!

Sonic: Tikal! We're coming--

Swifty the Hedgechidna: UR GONNA HAVE 2 GET PAST US FIRST

Sonic: Hmph!

Act 3 Boss: The Incest Kids

Casey-Stacy is Very Racy Prower: WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?!

Mighty:Oh my fucking-

Casey: Partner? Slave. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT HOTASS

Nack: *slowly shoves Silver* It was nice knowin' ya, mate!

Mighty:*looks at Nack* Great going...


Silver: Why me?


Casey-Stacy: LET'S GO BITCH!


Silver: *uses psychic power to throw C.S into a wall*


C.S: *boobs jiggle like jell-o, but miraculously stays place*


((ANYONE CAN BE THE INCEST KIDS))

Ray:What is she doing?!

C.S: *uses her boobs to take out 30% of Ray's health* 200 POUNDS OF FAT, BITCH! HOW CAN YOU STAND UP TO THAT?!

Ray:HELP ME!!!

Silver: *uses Psychic powers to make her boobs explode*

C.S: *just lost 80% of her blood*

C.S: *so she's fucking dead*

C.S: *next crackbaby please*

Blake: ME AND MIA WILL TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN AND USE IT AS A CONDOM

Silver: lolnopepartnerswitch *switches places with Nack* Good luck bitch

Mighty:What, the fuck.

Nack: *gets his revolvers out and starts to shoot*

Mighty:...

Blake: *takes ten (thousand) bullets* HMPH! I'M THE HMPHING SON OF HMPHING SHADOW THE HMPHING HEDGEHOG! *faints*

Mia: BLAKE MY TIT MUNCHER! *heals him two hundred times and gives him a crate full of Power Cores*

Mighty:*wall jumps on the crates and punches Mia in the face*

Mia: WAIT YOURVTURN FAGT *traps Mighty in vag fluids*

Mighty:*spindashes inside her vagina* BITCH I'M EAZY-E,  *Tears the uterine walls*

Mia: (dies) at least i was wet

Mighty:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! Well, that's the end of THAT.

Blaze: -rises from the grave- BACK FROM THE DEAD ASSHOLES!

Mighty:Get the fuck out

Silver: You never died bitch.

Mighty:*shoves bleach down Blaze's throat*

Ray:Hmm....

Silver: I'll just take her dead body for some good ol' fashion fuck-- the dump. *drags Blaze's dead body outside* aww yeah

Sonic: Come on. Let's go get Tikal!

Ray:Shut up Silver

(The group downstairs)

Mighty:STAY ARMED

Tikal: Finally! You guys came!

Silver: oh i came (le lenny face)

Ray:*smacks Silver*

Silver: ow

Ray:Stop being a smartass!

Silver: Fine. What's wrong?

Tikal: I must warn you! Eggman trapped me here to assure I don't tell you this. But...he's created a cure for the STDS?!

Sonic: Why?

Tikal: He left it on this chart:

Step 1: Fool the idiots by curing in incurable diseases.

Step 2: ...?

Step 3: Profit

Step 4: Use the money to heal my image until I gain enough power and money to build a new legion of elite robots to take over and create Eggman Land.

Sonic: Damn! We have to stop him!

Mighty:Well, he really backfired...Let's get him!

Incest Kids: No WAY!

Sonic: MAKE A BREAK FOR IT! *breaks a wall through the basement and runs with the rest of the group*

Mighty & Ray:*run off*

Incest Kids: (form into Incestitron and begin firing Age Randomizer beams)

Sonic: (hit by one) ...Nothing happened (suddenly 11) WHAT THE-- (suddenly 18)

Incest Kid: it's legal now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Sonic: JFC RUN

Shadow: -is in a wave of fangirls with his incest children- OH DEAR GOD HELP!

Curntfee: (hype as shit on that coffee) HIS CUM TASTES LIKE WHOLE WHEAT SPAGHETTI. 

Shadow: GET THE HELL OFF OF M- AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGRRHh -Shad is now being grabbed by the sea of women-

Silver: (uses psychic powers to make the fangirls brains expand causing them to explode and blood to go everywhere)

Incest Kids: OUR ARMY

Jack in My Cock: (rolls in blood and licks it up like a dog) ARF ARF

Marine: ...Sadow fucked me mate? (looks at vagina and sees a Black Arms Tattoo along with one of Shadow's shoes, still activates and boosting in her pants)

Marine: 'Sounds 'bout rite m8.

Shadow: Bullshit, I didnt pound your roach infested cooch

Jack in My Cock: YEAH YOU DID. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF MY QUILLS RESEMBLING YOURS. BUT THE RED PART IS ORANGE SO I LOOK MORE LIKE MARINE. INGENIUS. also i have a black arms piercing through my balls but i tighnk i prove point. CAN YOU READ MY A BED TIME STORY...MATE (aww yeah, SO marine's son)

Incestitron: SLAUGHTER THE HEDGEFAG

Shadow: -throws water on him- ITS PAINT YOU FAGT

Jack in My Cock: (ejaculates 219 tons of cum causing a huge ass wave to appear)

Silver: RUN!

Everyone: (begins running)

Knuckles: -punches  a hole in a building= WE CAN RUN UP HERE!

Amy: (splits a rocket out her vag) LELELEL 

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Serenetitties: i came

Drapist: me 2 lets brunch

Shadow: -shakes in shame-

Zone 2: To Eggman's Bus

Sonic: THAT WAS CLOSE

Tails: didn't we leave tikal behind

Tikal: (torn in half by Mellow-D's rock hard 3434" inch HD flat screen dick)

Mellow-D: satisfaction met

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