This RP is rating from T to M.
This is a story. Of fatal loss
Do to overexcessive sexual intercourse with one another a majority of the canons have contracted most STIs and all of them are gonna die in four days.
Characters (CANON ONLY)
Alive and "well"
- Sonic (Blu)
- Tails (Blu)
- Silver (Blu)
- Metal (Blu)
- Rouge (Blu)
- Eggman (Blu)
- Charmy (Blu)
- Marine (Blu)
- Cream (Blu)
- Katella (Blu)
- Jet (Blu)
- Tikal (Blu)
- Nack (SS3K)
- Vector (SS3K)
- Espio (SS3K)
- Blaze (Apallo)
- Knuckles (Apallo)
- Mighty (Zaya)
- Ray (Zaya)
- Shadow (Apallo)
- Amy (Apallo)
On the Verge of Death
Blaze the Cat
Zone 1: Cumming Home
Act 1: The Signal
Silver: *wakes up in hospital* Wha-What happened?
Eggman: *waits for them all to wake up*
Nack: *wakes up in a bed nearby Silver* Uuuugh.... My head is spinning...
Silver: Who the...
Sanic: *spreading STD's like elves spread christmas joy* gutta gu fatus
Nack: *looks at Silver's spines* Hmmmmmmmm.........
Eggman: *uses a megahorn to wake them up* MOBIAN SCREW UPS!
Espio: *jolts up as he flashes a variety of colors*
Sonic: -jumps up with red eyes- Dude...i was so waisted last night
Eggman: You've all been wasted for FOUR WEEKS
Knuckles: -still smoking weed- Dood......this Angel Island Sunflower kicks my ass- -puffs the smoke in Eggman's face- Oh Hai Cartman
Nack: I don't see what's wrong with that.
Vector: FOUR WEEKS!?
Eggman: Yes. And I have some bad news. *puts Knuckles smoke out* You....have all contracted every STD avaliable. You're all going to die in four days.
Sanic: fakin at sanic spiid mak traks
Shadow: Rouge your tits are sagging like an 80 year old humans.
Rouge: Your pupils are bigger than your balls.
Shadow: Why thank you.
Rouge: Your pupils are tiny, dipshit.
Silver: So...no hope
Eggman: *shakes head*
Silver: IT'S NO USE!
Nack: Cut the crap, greenfingers.
Eggman: Some how a time paradox occured. All of your slu-- LOVE children are here.
Metal: So wait did we--
Eggman: YUP. YOU ALL HAD SEX WITH EVERY POSSIBLE HETERO COMBO. SONICXAMY, CHARMYXCREAM, BLAZEXSILVER THE LIST GOES ON.
Jet: ...weirdo. ANYWAY IT WAS ALL STRAIGHT SEX RIGHT?
Everyone: WHEW THANK CHAOS!!!...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...oktheretotallyisdon'ttellanyonek?
Charmy: We're all gonna d-die?
Eggman: *nods* one by one.
Knuckles: -is groping Eggman- Hey Hoe Wana Smoke a Scooby Doobi -puffs smoke-
Sonic: -is noticign Amy in his bed- What the effin hell is this s*it
Eggman: Ugh...anyway I think you should all stay here and recei--
Silver: NEVER TRUST EGGMAN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
Jet: Besides Silver being a total waste of space, I say we get going.
The canons drove off in a "conveniently" placed ship for 30.
Act 2: Slags Awaken
Silver: Sonic, did you invite a PARTY over to your house?
Sonic: Idk man...all i know what Blaze dared me to smoke and drink....I did it and then I woke up beside Little miss Stalker
Knuckles: -is driving smoking- Dood Im so fucking waisted but lookie me no handz weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Silver: *opens the door*
Love Children: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhay
Blake the Hedgebat : SUP BITCHES! WITH MAH WHORE MIA! *frenches kisses Mia*
Silver: What on EARTH created those?
Blake: I'M SHADS AND BOOBUGE'S SON *chugs down beer and has hot sex with Mia*
Sonic: No your not whoare! -is smoking again-
Blake: YEAH I AM! I'M THEIR BEST CHILD! MORE POWER! *throws Knuckles into the street*
Sanic: *kills Blake and Punches Blaze*
Sonic: -tosses her off of the ship- -_- -sits back-
Blake: NO! DARLSPINE WITH A GRAMCRACKER! *eats Sanic's head off and goes back to banging Mia*
Pear: *burns Sanic's head off* SON OF SHADOH AND BLAZE BE UP IN THIS BITCH
Sonic: -gives him a cigar burn-
Grady the Hedgebum: HEY GUYS POLE DANCING HAHEHEHAEHAEHEH HEE YUK YUK
Jet: Ugh...how did our children become so deformed?
Thundery the Echidnahog: cuzz 2 much intercourseeee. I luv chaos cause I'm Shadow's daughter. I'm still vulnerable cause I've got a crush though :B. My vag can extend up to 9 feet wid--
Silver: DEAR GOD, HOW OLD ARE YOU KIDS!?!
Hoes the Echidna-Seedrian : We're all 13-19. We love sex.
Cream: Excuse me but, do you all have birthda--
Incest children : NOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Jet: This is ridiculous, get ou--
Polly Prower : lol 8 on 18 year old shit iz great
Rouge: You mean me on *points at Tails*
Rouge: *pukes on Tails*
Silver: Let us past you mistakes!
Garry-Su the Echidna: BRENG IT HOE BAG!
Fade the Hedgehog: WE'LL MESS YOU UP AND YOUR TIMELINES!
Mighty:Where the hell am I...
Sonic: MIGHT, WE ALL GOT AIDS! D:
Mighty:Wait, Sonic, what're you talking about?
Sonic: Well you see-
Sanic: I LIKE TOMATO HUMPIN--
Jet: *Cuts his head off with extreme gear* FINALLY
Sonic: We apparently all got drunk and had...ugh, sex with
Nack: What the actual HELL is happening!?
Jet: AHEEEEM, apparently all 21 of us were drunk and engaged in sexual intercourse with EVERY possible hetero combo discovers. These incest children are SOMEHOW teenagers within less than 5 hours and have taken over Sonic's house! Happy?
Nack: ........Not........ really.
Vector: Ugh, maybe we should teach our kids some dicipline.
Silver: Well most of them seem pretty..."off" to be nice
Zano the Hedgehog: I CAN HAVE 20000 SKYCRAPER SIZED DICKS AT ONCE!
Espio: Dear Chaos, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Tikal: *locked in the basement* HELP!
Sonic: Tikal! We're coming--
Swifty the Hedgechidna: UR GONNA HAVE 2 GET PAST US FIRST
Act 3 Boss: The Incest Kids
Casey-Stacy is Very Racy Prower: WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?!
Mighty:Oh my fucking-
Casey: Partner? Slave. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT HOTASS
Nack: *slowly shoves Silver* It was nice knowin' ya, mate!
Mighty:*looks at Nack* Great going...
Silver: Why me?
Casey-Stacy: LET'S GO BITCH!
Silver: *uses psychic power to throw C.S into a wall*
C.S: *boobs jiggle like jell-o, but miraculously stays place*
((ANYONE CAN BE THE INCEST KIDS))
Ray:What is she doing?!
C.S: *uses her boobs to take out 30% of Ray's health* 200 POUNDS OF FAT, BITCH! HOW CAN YOU STAND UP TO THAT?!
Silver: *uses Psychic powers to make her boobs explode*
C.S: *just lost 80% of her blood*
C.S: *so she's fucking dead*
C.S: *next crackbaby please*
Blake: ME AND MIA WILL TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN AND USE IT AS A CONDOM
Silver: lolnopepartnerswitch *switches places with Nack* Good luck bitch
Mighty:What, the fuck.
Nack: *gets his revolvers out and starts to shoot*
Blake: *takes ten (thousand) bullets* HMPH! I'M THE HMPHING SON OF HMPHING SHADOW THE HMPHING HEDGEHOG! *faints*
Mia: BLAKE MY TIT MUNCHER! *heals him two hundred times and gives him a crate full of Power Cores*
Mighty:*wall jumps on the crates and punches Mia in the face*
Mia: WAIT YOURVTURN FAGT *traps Mighty in vag fluids*
Mighty:*spindashes inside her vagina* BITCH I'M EAZY-E, *Tears the uterine walls*
Mia: (dies) at least i was wet
Mighty:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! Well, that's the end of THAT.
Blaze: -rises from the grave- BACK FROM THE DEAD ASSHOLES!
Mighty:Get the fuck out
Silver: You never died bitch.
Mighty:*shoves bleach down Blaze's throat*
Silver: I'll just take her dead body for some good ol' fashion fuck-- the dump. *drags Blaze's dead body outside* aww yeah
Sonic: Come on. Let's go get Tikal!
Ray:Shut up Silver
(The group downstairs)
Tikal: Finally! You guys came!
Silver: oh i came (le lenny face)
Ray:Stop being a smartass!
Silver: Fine. What's wrong?
Tikal: I must warn you! Eggman trapped me here to assure I don't tell you this. But...he's created a cure for the STDS?!
Tikal: He left it on this chart:
Step 1: Fool the idiots by curing in incurable diseases.
Step 2: ...?
Step 3: Profit
Step 4: Use the money to heal my image until I gain enough power and money to build a new legion of elite robots to take over and create Eggman Land.
Sonic: Damn! We have to stop him!
Mighty:Well, he really backfired...Let's get him!
Incest Kids: No WAY!
Sonic: MAKE A BREAK FOR IT! *breaks a wall through the basement and runs with the rest of the group*
Mighty & Ray:*run off*
Incest Kids: (form into Incestitron and begin firing Age Randomizer beams)
Sonic: (hit by one) ...Nothing happened (suddenly 11) WHAT THE-- (suddenly 18)
Incest Kid: it's legal now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sonic: JFC RUN
Shadow: -is in a wave of fangirls with his incest children- OH DEAR GOD HELP!
Curntfee: (hype as shit on that coffee) HIS CUM TASTES LIKE WHOLE WHEAT SPAGHETTI.
Shadow: GET THE HELL OFF OF M- AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGRRHh -Shad is now being grabbed by the sea of women-
Silver: (uses psychic powers to make the fangirls brains expand causing them to explode and blood to go everywhere)
Incest Kids: OUR ARMY
Jack in My Cock: (rolls in blood and licks it up like a dog) ARF ARF
Marine: ...Sadow fucked me mate? (looks at vagina and sees a Black Arms Tattoo along with one of Shadow's shoes, still activates and boosting in her pants)
Marine: 'Sounds 'bout rite m8.
Shadow: Bullshit, I didnt pound your roach infested cooch
Jack in My Cock: YEAH YOU DID. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF MY QUILLS RESEMBLING YOURS. BUT THE RED PART IS ORANGE SO I LOOK MORE LIKE MARINE. INGENIUS. also i have a black arms piercing through my balls but i tighnk i prove point. CAN YOU READ MY A BED TIME STORY...MATE (aww yeah, SO marine's son)
Incestitron: SLAUGHTER THE HEDGEFAG
Shadow: -throws water on him- ITS PAINT YOU FAGT
Jack in My Cock: (ejaculates 219 tons of cum causing a huge ass wave to appear)
Everyone: (begins running)
Knuckles: -punches a hole in a building= WE CAN RUN UP HERE!
Amy: (splits a rocket out her vag) LELELEL
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Serenetitties: i came
Drapist: me 2 lets brunch
Shadow: -shakes in shame-
Zone 2: To Eggman's Bus
Sonic: THAT WAS CLOSE
Tails: didn't we leave tikal behind
Tikal: (torn in half by Mellow-D's rock hard 3434" inch HD flat screen dick)
Mellow-D: satisfaction met