Episode 3 of Associated Super Scrubs. Yeah. This was stupid.
GUS v DEADPOOL
Le Joke Off
Mr.Gus: I wonder what Jay-Z is up to.
Deadpool: Probably pretending to be great when he's actually a huge poser with a fake-ass album.
Mr.Gus:...what did you just say about Shawn Carter you non-believer?!
Deadpool: don't even start to disagree man i'll tear you a new one with a blunt pole
Mr.Gus:I'm a dinosaur; you think you can beat me?!
Deadpool: Dinosaur? Who gives one? At least I walk the walk. Your character bio is a load of B.S.
Mr.Gus:THAT'S IT. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Apallo: -is walking back with the beef and other things from the Mart until he notices themj- Is that that Mr. Gus guy from that horrible show?
Isaiah:Yeah...he's been here for a while.
Shabba Clay: My bets are on Deadpool.
Apallo: Deadpool. I just want to see that show and its character's die.
Shabba Clay: Pizza Steve will probably get eaten at one point.
Isaiah:WELL, Deadpool does have his healing factor and considering Mr.Gus is a dinosaur living NOW... screw it. Deadpool's got this one.
Mr.Gus:Whatever! Meet me at 3 PM, ASS HQ. Punk
Deadpool: Whatevs ghetto Barney. Just be ready to find out how wide your ass can expand. I'm sure when I'm done the view will be magnificent.
Mr.Gus:WHATEVER YOU SAY YOU UGLY ROACH!!!!
Ghetto Barney:Did someone say GHETTO BARNEY? A'HOIKK!
Yuna: BARNEY! -runs in from the Mart-
Shabba Clay: He's a baaaaad mothaf-SHUT YO MOUTH
Ghetto Barney:Back the fuck away from me li'l gurrrll!!!'
Yuna: (lets go and looks at him with a mad stare and proceeds to raise her rod and launch him into a wall)
Apallo: Lets just see the last of the UG Squad die so we can take the RV
Isaiah:Sounds like a plane apallo.
Ghetto Barney:YOU SHOULDANOT DUN DAT... AHHOIK!
Isaiah:HUMAN SHIELD! *puts up mauii*
Ghetto Barney:*shoots mauii up*
Shabba Clay: I remember her getting shot *reference because why not*
Apallo: ....just wtf....... Imma go look for the RV
Isaiah:I'll come with you
Journey to the RV
Apallo: -going to the underground parking lot- Damn man this RV must be tricked out
Isaiah:Apparently so. Also, Uncle G was killed off by belly bag so
Shabba Clay: Never trust the belly bag.
Apallo: And the tiger was shot and killed. Poor Girl...
Pizza Steve:*half eaten, in the back*Oh.... ugh... who are YOU guys?
Isaiah:*uncle grandpa impression* I'm Uncle Grandpa!
Pizza Steve: Oh... *falls asleep*
Isaiah:*gets pizza steve and eats him* QUICK APALLO GET THE WHEEL!
Apallo: -Punches It and the RV Bursts out of the doors running over UG and speeding off back to the Apartment-