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Episode 1 of Associated Super Scrubs.

Meet: ASS

ASS HQ

Spingebill:Hey guys,what's going on?

Wesley Willis:I don't know but John Stewart said he had to go onto a mission with the Green Lanterns.

John:*fighting the Sinestro Corps somewhere far off*

Spingebill:Well I got Canadiasis.

Mr.Gus:Well, you ARE a yellow sponge.

Spingebill:Huh??

Mr.Gus: Nevermind.

Tupac:Hey I'mma write a song with Wesley anyway. It'll be called "Jay-Z is a queer!"

Wesley:Sounds like a plan.

Isaiah:Okay so...

Mauii:*looks at Isaiah* Yes?

Isaiah:*turns back*...nevermind.

Mauii:So this is the base. How...quaint.

Mr.Gus:It was designed by John and it was built by Spingebill.

Spingebill:It took us three months but we finally built it!

Apallo: -walks out of the kitchen souping last night's take out- 

Isaiah:...Apallo?

Apallo: Hey....-sees Spingebill- Arent you from the YTP World?

Spingebill:No, I was just named after him... unfortunately.

Jay-Z: whatevs man i wrote the magna carta

Buray: doesn't count scrub

Apallo: -sighs- Man there was like only a hand full of noodles in here. We should go out to eat.

Tupac:*headlocks Jay-Z* You suck

Apallo: Im glad my daughters didnt follow me here....

Isaiah:But where are we going to eat? Popeye's for old time's sake???

Honoo: *Mostly ignoring the conversation reading, Although he pitches in at the part of the food* I'll go if I'm not paying.

Buray: u better pay m8

Apallo: Well how about we go to that party everyone was talking about. You know the After Hours thing.

Mauii:It does sound like a plan, Apallo!

Isaiah:Honoo is paying. Sorry.

Honoo: Why am I paying? I don't have any on me.

-Maruy is playing in the back-

Apallo: -sighs- It starts in an hour so we gotta get ready

Honoo: *Shuts his book* I guess I'll tag along.

Isaiah:Aight.

Mauii:Well a party sounds cool..

Maury: JUU R NOT DE FADA!

Apallo: I wish that show will die.

Isaiah:It's a joke. And you know what else is a joke? Sexism.

Apallo: True. Now. Lets get ready foos

Wesley:We'd best have a harmony joyride.

Apallo: Isaiah?

Isaiah:Aight. Well will we head out now or...

Kris: I FOUND YOU!

Isaiah:Didn't you like...die?

Bluray: Or get shot by the Retcon Raygun.

Kris: No no no no no. I was sent away to rehab.......... for so many years..I was just let out...

Mr.Gus:....who are you

Bluray: girl it was like a YEAR. kris is apallo's original daughter who wanted isaiah but she got retconned sent to rehab

Apallo: Um Kris...why dont you go home....meet your sisters....

Kris: EH Alright. But I gotta go to the bank and get what I had saved.

Isaiah:NO...not a YEAR, almost three years. Hell, I'd assume you had been killed off at this point considering the year now is 2013. You've not encountered me since 2011, which, coincidentally, was a while before I met Sparks and then at that point I had too many love interests; it was unhealthy. Either way, it's amazing that you've finally returned. Anyway, you got the child support, RIGHT?

Bluray: lol backstory

FORTH WALL DAMAGE COUNT: 2 no

Mauii:...?

Bluray: Nothin'.

Apallo: Um...I think she needs to go...

Kris: Yea... -gets into her car- Caio~

Bluray: it's ciao not caio. gg

Apallo: hururururrurur

Wesley:What the fuck.

Isaiah:What's so funny.

Apallo; Nothing...anyway....let's go

Bluray: OK.

Isaiah:THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT, APALLO.

AT DA PARTY

Wesley:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jay-Z: (puts on his album) 

Tupac:WHAT THE FUCK YOU COMMERCIAL WHORE

Jay-Z: What evs you WISH at least I'm ALIVE

Tupac:I was always alive ya dumbass!!! Biggie's fat ass whom you ride off of is the one who's DEAD!!

Apallo: .....Um..... who the hell?

Isaiah:....*shrug*

Bluray: I say we go to another room before--

Jay-Z: WELL WHICH ONE OF US IS STILL MAKING MUSIC? THOUGHT SO BITCH.

Bouncer: Ok you two break it up -gets inbetween Pac and Z-

Apallo: -sighs- Let's just let them get kicked out. They can find thier way home.

Wesley:What the fuck is going on.

Bluray: Jay-Z is being a whiny bitch.

Jay-Z: SCREW YOU VEGETA HAIRED FAGGOT.

Bouncer: -bashes Z's Face in and tosses his ass on the pavement-

Tupac:*holds his head* Shame....

Mauii:What the- why are they even- why did this even-

Apallo: -sighs-

Dana: -walking over to them- Hey Papa

Apallo: Dana, I thought you were with your roomies

Isaiah:Apallo do you even pay child support.

Apallo: All of my children live with me execpt Junior and Dana. Rodney was destroied for turning on everyone blaw bla bla

Smoke:LAQUISHA!!!! I KNOW YOU IN HERE.... I GOT CONDOMS!!!!!

Isaiah:Oh god it's Smoke.

Apallo; What is up with names like Laquisha?

Mauii:...ghetto names and stereotypes. *cringes*

Apallo: Yea.... fucking nasty

Smoke:ANY OF Y'ALL SEEN LAQUISHA??!?!?!!?!?

Mauii:NO, GET OUT.

Dana: -starts to walk by him to get to the food table- 

Rodney: I'M GONNA KILL YOU DAD! YOU AND YOUR FREAKING LOSER FRIENDS! FRICKING FRICK!

Bluray: (pulls Retcon Raygun and shoots Rodney) RODNEY GETS RETCONNED

Apallo: Who ws that/

(u think ur fukn slik)

Isaiah:Michael's reincarnation?

Apallo: Oh wait.....that was Rodney...my adopted son..... fucking traitor

Isaiah: He was like Michael and died like him too...pity.

Apallo: Lets just party

Isaiah:Jay-Z sucks now.

Jay-Z: (convulsing)

Bluray (picks him up, puts him in the trash and walks off) Party time!

Shit Doggy Dogg: -sings his song from that Animated Titanic Movie-

Apallo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -picks him up and tosses him out-

Mauii:I'm gonna go now...

Bluray: You sure--

Mauii: (negative filter; demonic voice) HELL YES.

EPISODE END

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